1. One good friend in a lifetime is worth celebrating. I have been blessed with many.
2. Learn to say no.
3. If you can't get to sleep, get up and do something very boring. CSPAN usually does the trick for me.
4. Use moisturizer daily.
5. Don't assume that mom is as daft as she sometimes seems.
6. Unhappy people are often agressive.
7. Never try to rescue a man in trouble unless he asks.
8. Pushy people push everyone around, not just you. Don't take it personally.
9. People are like flowers. They need different amounts of watering.
10. When buying clothes don't look at yourself in the mirror from the back. It makes your nose look big and your bum even bigger.
11. Don't buy clothes when your unhappy or they'll never feel right.
12. I write bad poems when I'm unhappy. I write good poems about being sad when I'm happy.
13. Real writers don't make mistakes. They make changes.
14. Nice knickers are very important.
15. Accept the fact that you don't always snap out of things fast. That's just how you are.
16. Water improves your complexion.
17. When upset, be systematic.
2. Learn to say no.
3. If you can't get to sleep, get up and do something very boring. CSPAN usually does the trick for me.
4. Use moisturizer daily.
5. Don't assume that mom is as daft as she sometimes seems.
6. Unhappy people are often agressive.
7. Never try to rescue a man in trouble unless he asks.
8. Pushy people push everyone around, not just you. Don't take it personally.
9. People are like flowers. They need different amounts of watering.
10. When buying clothes don't look at yourself in the mirror from the back. It makes your nose look big and your bum even bigger.
11. Don't buy clothes when your unhappy or they'll never feel right.
12. I write bad poems when I'm unhappy. I write good poems about being sad when I'm happy.
13. Real writers don't make mistakes. They make changes.
14. Nice knickers are very important.
15. Accept the fact that you don't always snap out of things fast. That's just how you are.
16. Water improves your complexion.
17. When upset, be systematic.
3 comments:
CSPAN is seriously the best kind of sleeping medicine there ever was. that and the golf channel, if you get extra cable channels. but CSPAN works just fine.
(why is it making me identify myself by LJ? lamerrr.)
hahah, i know, i learned it from you. well, jon, really. but you know how it goes...
i thought i was the only corrupted writer out there. of course, only the corrupted are genius, right?
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